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VRaptorX
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:30 am    Post subject: Chuck Norris facts Reply with quote
I got a poster that has 20 chuck Norris facts on it so it got me thinking.....what if we all share our favorite "facts"? Wouldn't that be fun?

I'll start.



Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris' tears are actually a cancer-curing elixir, but alas, the world will never have it because Chuck Norris will never cry.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris could end world hunger and world poverty with a simple roundhouse kick.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

All of it
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris doesn't push up. He pushes the Earth down.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris at age 4, went through puberty 8 times just for fun.
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
OK...the ultimate one is here. I present to you the chuck norris rap.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
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PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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