jadehorse77
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Anything goes Inuyasha RPG...you know what to do.I claim Inuyasha and Sango.
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: hey.....if I gave you a 50 yen, what are my chances of getting in you?
*hit by boomerang multiple times*
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jadehorse77
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Sango: What the hell is 50 yen? Is that money? Aren't we using pieces of metal for money right now? Do yen exist yet?
Inuyasha: Keh!! What are you talkin' bout Sango? Whaddaya mean "yet'? *leaves a lump on Miroku's head* Seriously monk, you're smarter than that. Well, maybe not.
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watu1p
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LOL Vrap. I'm glad to have made my sig get stuck in your mind. I claim Shippo and Hakudoushi.
Shippo and Hakudoushi: Where are we going, what are we doing, is it going to be fun, do we get candy, can I bring my pony/kitty, why are you weird?
It's the tirade of the brats.
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Fluffette: Hey, monk, I wish i could say i was happy to see you, but meh! I'm not!
Sesshomaru: Who cares about these foolish mortals anyways?
Rin: Umm, Sesshomaru-sama, I am too, a mortal.
Sesshomaru: Yes, but unlike most mortlas, you actualy have a brain, Rin.
Yes, I'm claiming 3 characters. Fluffette, Sesshomaru, and Rin-chan.
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Lyssandra
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Kagome and Jaken will do it for me.
Kagome:*points to fluffette* Oh, you're Sesshoumaru's mother! *whisper* Was Sesshoumaru always so.... emo?
Jaken: Shut up you silly human! Sesshoumaru-sama has always been this way!
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Fluffette: I wish you'd give it a reat little youkai, god, you're annoying! And what is emo?????
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jadehorse77
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Inuyasha: I don't know Mrs. Fluffette, but Kagome keeps calling me that too. It must mean "handsome, virile, and full of male jelly".
Sango: ?????
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Fluffette: Really, I would guess it meant annoying, arrogant prick, if my son is an "emo"
Sesshomaru: Mother!
Fluffette: What? it's the truth.
Rin: Hmm, I don't know if it's true or not, but i love you anyways, Sesshomaru-sama.
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Actually, I've been thinking, and "emo" should be short for emotional, but in this case I think it means "sour, brooding, aloof at times".
*Everyone Stares*
Kagome:.... Or I could just be paraphrasing.
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Fluffette: Add arogant prick in there and that fits my Sesshomaru perfectly.
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: And perhaps if he dyed his hair every other day....
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Sesshomaru: I am not dying my hair!
Fluffette: If you say so....
Rin: Personaly I think you'd look good with purple hair.
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jadehorse77
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Inuyasha: Baka temee!!! All this time I thought you were calling me "handsome, virile, and full of male jelly" and you've really been saying I'm sour!!!! Hmph!! *sticks nose in the air*
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha! Don't be like that! It's just this whole Kikyou thing that's been leaving you depressed these days....
Jaken: Hmph, shouldn't have fallen for a mortal, then? Right Sesshoumaru-sama?
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watu1p
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Shippo: Like you should be talking Jaken. You're just jealous cause you're an ugly thing that has no chance of ever getting a girl and acts like he's in love with his master, Sesshoumaru.
Hakudoushi: *nods in agreement* You're about as sorry as Naraku, except Naraku has eye-raped Byakuya.
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: WELL! You just wait! I'll have your flesh for that! *shoots fire at both Shippou and Hakudoushi from the Staff of Heads*
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Sesshomaru and fluffette: *Throws rocks at jaken's head*
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: Ahhhh! *throws arms over head and runs for cover, leaving the Staff of Heads lying on the ground*
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Fluffette:  I love being me.
Sesshomaru: Ditto 
Rin: *Backs away a little bit from Sesshomaru, slightly*
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jadehorse77
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Sango: You inu youkai sure have lots of pride.
Inuyasha: Kagome, if you don't want me thinking about Kikyou all the time, why do you keep bringing her up?  Hmph, girls!
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Sesshomaru: Of course we have a lot of pride, if we didn't we'd be pathetic just like you mortal fools.
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watu1p
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Hakudoushi and Shippo: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pointing at Jaken and laughing* HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Rin: Can't we all just get along?
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Apparently not.
Jaken: I don't see why we should! It's bad enough that a proud youkai such as Sesshoumaru-sama sees fit to associate himself with silly human children...
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Rin: 
Sesshomaru:  *Throws 12 rocks at Jaken's head*
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: *unconscious and drooling on ground*
Kagome: Serves him right for being so rude....
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Yin-Yang Heart
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Sesshomaru: You alright, Rin?
Rin: Yes, Sesshomaru-sama I'll be okay.
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jadehorse77
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Inuyasha: Haters.
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: *all of a sudden has a huge golden yen sign around her neck and a backwards baseball cap* Don' hate, 'preciate!
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VRaptorX
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Sesshy: fo shizzle
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Did you just say "fo' shizzle"? I can talk like that and it's funny, but with you it's just sad. And a little scary. But mostly sad.
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VRaptorX
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Sesshy: shudap foo
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: No you shadup FOO! Imma bust a cap in yo ass!
Jaken: Don't talk to Sesshoumaru in such a.... uh.... How can I describe it if I don't even know what she's talking about....?
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VRaptorX
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Rin: just go to gizoogle.com. There you type ina phrase and it'll translate it for you.
Jaken: and you know this how?
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Everyone knows about that!
Rin: It's probably one of the best known translators on the 'net!
Jaken: WHAT "NET"?????
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VRaptorX
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Kagome: The cargo net on the American Gladiators' eliminator you moron!
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: .... HUUUUUUUUUH????
Rin: I swear, sometimes it's like he's from a completely different universe.
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VRaptorX
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Jaken:....oh so it's kind of liek this?
*holds out 8-track*
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Lyssandra
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Sesshoumaru: Put that old useless technology away Jaken. It offends my eyes.
Jaken: Eh! Sorry Sesshoumaru-sama!!!
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VRaptorX
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Jaken: so...how much does this stuff cost?
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: The record companies are greedy, so they charge 15 U.S. dollars a CD for the music.
Rin: And some of the computers Dell comes out with cost at least 1,000 U.S. Dollars.
Sesshoumaru: It is best if one waits until the software has been on the market for a time, as the price drops.
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VRaptorX
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Kagome...but then it's out of date and not compatible with the new stuff coming out.
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Lyssandra
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Sesshoumaru: That is why the price drops. It is a rather complicated system.
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama? Do you have a computer?
Sesshoumaru: Indeed. I've installed into my fluff so I can carry it with me, although it's heavy. I have been pondering investing in a laptop...
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: Dude, you're getting a Dell.
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Lyssandra
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Sesshoumaru: A Mac, actually.
Mac Delivery Demon: *appears out of nowhere holds out a clipboard to Sesshoumaru* Sign here please.
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VRaptorX
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PC guy: I'm a PC
Mac guy: and I'm a mac
PC: hey...I hear you are.....error.
Mac: you ok?
PC: ......
Mac: you froze again didn't you?
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Lyssandra
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MDD: Don't worry about that. Just an advertisement. Why they decide to advertise AFTER the customer has bought the product is beyond me. Sign please?
Sesshoumaru: ... May I keep this pen?
MDD: No.
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VRaptorX
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Sesshy stabs MDD un the eye with the pen.
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Lyssandra
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Inuyasha: Geez bro, that wasn't very nice.
Sesshoumaru: I assumed he wanted to keep it close to him. Why else would he not let me have it?
Kagome: You're weird.
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VRaptorX
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Sesshy: and you need to start wearing underwear under that really short skirt.
Kagome: 
Sesshy: What...Inu never told you how obvious it was?
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: No, I just never thought YOU would look....
Sango: That's surprising to me too.
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: wait.....kagome's a girl?
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Lyssandra
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Shippou: What are you talking about Miroku? Don't you remember? You used that line on her; the one you use on ALL women you think are pretty.
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: shut it before I blab about your secret crush.
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: OOH! What secret crush is that???
Sango: See? She has to be a fifteen year old girl; she has a MAJOR soft spot for gossip.
(You're very anti-Kagome lately, aren't you VRap? Seems we've been seeing a lot more of that out of you lately.  )
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VRaptorX
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you didn't find the suggestion of a male kagome funny?
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Lyssandra
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I didn't say that.
Miroku: She could be a male pseudo hermaphrodite. I hear that happens in about 1 in every 150,000 pregnencies.
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VRaptorX
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Sango: which ironically is how many women you've impregnated you slut.
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Lyssandra
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Shippou: OOOH! That's a burn!
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VRaptorX
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Miroku lights a match.
Miroku: burn eh? You want to see a burn flamible one?
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Lyssandra
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Kagome: Hmmm... Miroku is starting to sound a lot like Inuyasha. I wonder if they switched personalities....
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VRaptorX
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Inuyasha grabs Kagomes butt.
Inu: how ya doin?
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: That's just creepy.
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VRaptorX
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Sesshy: says the one with a face even a mother wouldn't love.
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Lyssandra
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Jaken: *cries* WHHHYYYYYY??? WHY DO YOU HURT ME, SESSHOUMARU-SAMA????
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VRaptorX
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And thus started teh adventure of Jaken's plastic surgery mishaps.
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Lyssandra
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I honestly have no idea what to say to that....
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VRaptorX
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Jakotsu: and welcome to Dr Jakotsu's cosmetics. I'll be your plastic surgen for today. Please sign here.
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exceed zero
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Jaken signs up...
The only problem is, he signed up for the experimental torture testing...
for frogs. WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:3c
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Lyssandra
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3 WEEKS LATER
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama? Where's Jaken-sama?
Sesshoumaru: He's gone? Yes, that explains why I haven't heard any pointless, annoying ratification lately. I don't know where he is. Maybe he's gone to get a life.
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: maybe Jaken forgot the safe word?
*everyone looks at Miroku*
Miroku: what......I thought jakotsu was female.
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Lyssandra
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Sango: Actually, that might still have some merit to it...
Kagome: Miroku seems to have trouble telling the difference between male and female lately.
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VRaptorX
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Miroku: Hey! You all thought jakotsu was female back then too!
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Lyssandra
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Shippou: No... I'm pretty sure we all thought he was male, but a little gender confused. He's got violence issues too....
Inuyasha: I experienced that first hand. And now I'm scarred for life.
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VRaptorX
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Kagome: so what do we do while we wait?
Shippo: Drinking games?
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exceed zero
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Anything goes eh? Awesome. Time for OC invasion ARMY!!!
BTW, I generally dislike script format, so I be using the MOAR traditional writers style. Without further ado...
The young girl flopped out upon the grass and blinked once. Just how had she gotten here? One minute she was reviewing a military parade, then next, just open sky and grassland. Hands absentmindedly plucked the hipflask from her kitel waist pocket and eyes stared upon the dulled metal. Once, it had been shiny and emblazed with gold, worthy of the highest ranking officer in the army. Now, it was simply a cheap tin flask destinied for the dust bin. She pocketed the flask away for now, as she had more important things to worry about. Such as finding a way outta here. The girl reached for a dark brown leather case, unbinding it and slipping folded coloured paper out from a panel. Fingers deftly unfolded of what seemed to be a completely hand drawn map of mountains, rivers, and green hills. She peeked over the map.
The terrain was NOTHING like what her map looked like. She sighed in frustration as she put the map away and closed the case, defeated. Placing her arms akimbo, she studied the land. Clear skies, flatland grassy meadows...and a cherry blossom tree just ahead.
She was in Japan.
'The question is, what time era?' Her hands smacked the front of her cap as she struggled to think.
"Drinking games?"
Her head immediately turned toward the voice not so far away in the distance. From what her eyes picked up, she could see a group sitting by a campfire not too far away. One worn red and had silvery hair, the others were human from what she could tell. A male in purple robes, a young girl in a pink and green yakuta, a kitty cat, a kid wearing bear fur...
A schoolgirl.
Damn, about time.
The woman tapped the belt she wore high on her waist, keeping mindful that there could possibly be threats in the area. After all, she was in Japan, where the samurai could rape women and burn down villages for no good reasons. Besides...
A black jackboot took a light step forward, revealing red piped breeches of a military uniform. Another two steps and the young girl clearly was wearing what most present day Japanese feared.
Her black cap, tunic and pure gold shoulderboards only screamed one thing:
An officer of the North Korean People's Army.
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