VRaptorX
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Chuck Norris factsI got a poster that has 20 chuck Norris facts on it so it got me thinking.....what if we all share our favorite "facts"? Wouldn't that be fun?
I'll start.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
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jadehorse77
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Chuck Norris' tears are actually a cancer-curing elixir, but alas, the world will never have it because Chuck Norris will never cry.
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VRaptorX
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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jadehorse77
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Chuck Norris could end world hunger and world poverty with a simple roundhouse kick.
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VRaptorX
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
All of it
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exceed zero
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Chuck Norris doesn't push up. He pushes the Earth down.
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VRaptorX
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Chuck Norris at age 4, went through puberty 8 times just for fun.
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VRaptorX
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OK...the ultimate one is here. I present to you the chuck norris rap.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
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jiggly
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lol
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