VRaptorX
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I wish I were making this up......but I'm not.
In Congo, 13 people practicing magic were arrested for using spells to shrink or remove men's penises (I guess that's how you pluralize that word).
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jiggly
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nasty.
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Lyssandra
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Why would someone waste perfectly good magical powers on that?
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jadehorse77
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Pfffff HA HA HA HA HA 
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Sanity-impaired
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That's ridiculous. First of all, if they're really magic, they'll escapoe from jail. Duh.
Next, why is that illegal? It's just like any old whacked up surgery, only with several spiritual influences and artificial flavours.
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jiggly
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because they were probably doing it to people that didn't want their penis smaller, because usually men want a bigger penis.I guess they think that girls like that.
*whispers: they are oh so wrong about that in my opinion*
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VRaptorX
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It is statistically proven size makes NO difference. Unless are under half an inch you'll hit the sensetive spots. Discovery Health channel.
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jiggly
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I know but it seems like men always want bigger penises.Eventhough it makes no difference.
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Sanity-impaired
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OKIE DOKE.
Actually some girls are attracted to a bulge they might spot in a guy's pants. But not necessarily, they could find it a tad disgusting if it's slightly visible through pants. (Like some I've seen. BLEH.)
But it's similar to girls with chests. A lot of times guys won't be attracted by it, (Though most times they seem to be. ) and yet girls obsess over their size.
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jiggly
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I know, it's kind of annoying. 
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VRaptorX
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agreed. Who in the hell decided that an anorexic toothpick with breasts larger than their head looked good? You look insanly creepy and unnatural like a Frankenstein monster for crying out loud. That and why must they always be as stiff as bowling balls? really....If I think a breast can break my jaw....you have too big of implants.
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jadehorse77
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Umm...size does matter just a little bit. As far as I'm concerned, it's not a deal breaker or anything, but the secondary effects of it are attractive...i.e. confidence. Not that the actual physical abilities of the thing, just that the man possessing a larger penis tends to have a lot of confidence, and women generally find that VERY attractive.
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jiggly
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oh.
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Sanity-impaired
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True, but men shouldn't have to draw confidence from such a... disturbing concept. They could simply be excited and confident with their sports abilities or intelligence. There are plenty great things to be found a person, the size of a penis shouldn't be their only way of confidence.
As for what you said Vrap, very true. In fact I'll never understand why girls want big chests. I personally find it annoying. DX They aren't very useful except for making it difficult to run, and feeding babies if a girl just happens to have a child.
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jiggly
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yeah, they are NOT good for runing.
And if you have to big of breasts, you'll have back problems.
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Sanity-impaired
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How do Tsunade, Orihime, Matsumoto, and that one other girl from Bleach cope?
Wait... I've noticed Bleach has a large amount of bigchested girls. XD The only girls I can think of off the top fo ym head that don't have chest problems are Hinamori and Rukia.
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jiggly
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tsunade, is part of naruto, and I have no idea. I guess that the authors of both naruto and bleach don't know that when you have breasts bigger than your head, u have really horrid back problems. I guess you can't expect them to.
But in my mind, almost everyone is stupid because they don't know that it's not good to have bigger breasts.
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jadehorse77
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Well, some men do find that attractive. Supply and demand...as long as a large number of men demand large breasts, then the industry will keep supplying it.
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VRaptorX
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Which is why I fear for the human race.
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jadehorse77
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Why would you fear for the human race over a preference for large breasts? Biologically, it indicates "full of milk, full of sustenance." It means that a female would be a good child-bearer. Yeah, it's a little primitive, but instinct doesn't always match up with modernity.
During Reuben's time, the preference was for, well, fat women. The Reubenesque woman would be considered unhealthily obese by today's standards, but at that time, it indicated wealth and power.
There was a time when Chinese women bound their feet to the point that their bones were malformed and bent because men found tiny feet attractive. The tarsal bones were literally formed to 45 degree angles from the foot binding.
Men and women will always demand certain physical characteristics of beauty, and people will always oblige to increase their chances of finding a mate.
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VRaptorX
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There was a good amount of sarcasm in my last post. Though it is sad that people are so....shallow.
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jiggly
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I know. 
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Sanity-impaired
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The Tsunade thing I realized, it's just 3/4 of the people I mentioned were from Bleach.
In foreign countries, mainly third world, somewhat obesity is still attractive, for the same reason, power and wealth. It shows you have enough money to not have to work hard and to supply enough food for that amount of fat.
You know there's something wrong when sixth grade girls are complaining about chest size, make up colors, and whether or not guys like them. (I overheard that conversation the other day.)
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exceed zero
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| jadehorse77 wrote: | | Why would you fear for the human race over a preference for large breasts? Biologically, it indicates "full of milk, full of sustenance." It means that a female would be a good child-bearer. Yeah, it's a little primitive, but instinct doesn't always match up with modernity. |
lawls, I like an average "C cup" for my women, it's rather normal and cute for me. ^-^ :3
Ds and up are just...well...some Ds are okay, but the upper levels are absolutely DX
Yes, disgusting.
Oh hay, there's that KPA General again... *glomps Myeong-il's chest* ^-^ "Gwoyohwoh Myeong-il ah~!"
*get pwnt* X^X
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Lyssandra
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Boy, do I WISH that size mattered. I have no boobs or ass, and yet I still seem to get unwanted sexual attention. How does that follow???
"No, I do not date. No, I am not interested in you. No, I do not want your number."
Honestly, what kind of an idiot goes for a flat-chested woman like me? I would rather not be the object of that attention, and popular culture says I shouldn't be, but it happens ANYWAY!!! Why do they not leave me ALONE??? 
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VRaptorX
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Maybe they think you are easy. LOL
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jiggly
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And the reason that guys hit on you even though your flat-chested, is because your pretty, your way better looking than me.
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Sanity-impaired
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jiggly, stop it with the you being ugly crap. You're pretty, give or take a few flaws. Must I hear of your insecurity in the beauty department every waking moment? DX You'll never have the weight issue and you have gorgeous hair, you'll do fine.
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Sanity-impaired
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| jiggly wrote: | | And the reason that guys hit on you even though your flat-chested, is because your pretty, your way better looking than me. |
I second the pretty vote.
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jiggly
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yeah!
She's very pretty.
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Lyssandra
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| VRaptorX wrote: | | Maybe they think you are easy. LOL |
Yeah, I'm sure they are oh so inclined to think that I'm easy, given the giant coat that I wear and the modest clothing I don. Not to mention the, say, fifteen times a day I declare that I'm not interested in ANYONE for ANY reason.
Yeah. That totally makes sense, VRap. Totally.
As for the rest of you, my face has nothing to do with this. As far as sexual attraction goes, it's much more logical to have a gander at the body than at the face, and my body does not have the greatest potential out there. Lots of boniness, and pointy corners. Not ideal for cushy sexual experiences.
Lastly, you forget, my dear jiggly, that everyone who sees you is inclined to call you a "mini-Lys". You resemble me in many ways, including my so-called facial charms, so I wouldn't be so quick to call yourself ugly. You are a stunning young lady, and one day you will be fighting off the attentions of young men your neighborhood over, just like your overly frustrated sister.
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jiggly
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sure, what ever you say sis. 
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jadehorse77
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Oh, and the best way to get unwanted attention is to get married. Then all the guys that have had secret crushes on you for years and years suddenly get all courageous and come tell you about it. When if they had told you about it years before you might actually have given them a chance. Now it's just extremely offensive, especially since me and my husband have such a good relationship. If I was complaining, then yeah, but just about every phrase out of my mouth is how good my husband is....suddenly the guys feel obliged to tell me how in love with me they are.
The other way is to be a teacher. I've had so many students with blatant crushes on me, it's ridiculous. One tiny little bit of power over one single grade in their college career...and suddenly I'm irresistible. Hell, if only guys in high school had been this brave I might have dated more.
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jiggly
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how old are you?
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jadehorse77
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25
I'll be 26 or 27 when I finish my Ph.D YAY!!
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VRaptorX
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Holy crap! You're only 5 years older than me? I wouldn't have guessed that.
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jiggly
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yeah, neither would I.‚ć‚낵
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jadehorse77
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| VRaptorX wrote: | | Holy crap! You're only 5 years older than me? I wouldn't have guessed that. |
So what? Are you saying I look old? Are you saying you think I should be older than 5 years more than you? Thanks a lot kiddo. Whipper-snapper. Rugrat. Ankle-biter.
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jiggly
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lol
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Sanity-impaired
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XD
That reminds me of Rugrats, I loved that show.
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jiggly
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really adri you know I hate babies so you can definately assume that I never liked rugrats.
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Sanity-impaired
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XD I know, but I thought it was funny. Especially when Angelica (evil 4-year-old) tortured them.
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jiggly
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dude, I should be the evil 12 year old who shoots them all.
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VRaptorX
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Come on babies, just laugh your little diapers off.
But I hate babies too.
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jiggly
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This is why You are awesome to me vrap.
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