the never ending cheat

VRaptorX · the never ending cheat

It was a little joke thread we always have on gaming forums. Essentially, you know those long complicated cheat codes that people hate because they are too damn long? Well, the person makes up a part, then the next poster does another part, so on and so forth. And it never stops. It becomes the most confusing code ever.

OK....first you have to turn the power off the original MSX computer gaming system.

Then....

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then what?

Lyssandra

You're supposed to make up the next part, jiggly.

For example: ... Then you're supposed to restart, while tapping ABBA START....

Now you try

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Then you press ALT Shift Enter at teh same time.

VRaptorX

then throw a wiimote into the screen.

then

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kill your self, come back as a spirit, and use your shinigami powers to distroy your computer.

VRaptorX

then unplug the TV

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then plung the tv back in and scream "woot!I've got the power!"

VRaptorX

Now press the reset button on the NES 13 times

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And type in "i'm a fucking gay clown"

VRaptorX

and then in the password screen "Jiggly has a foul mouth for such a little girl "

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then type in, "that is so true, u r right vrap"

VRaptorX

Then Falcon Punch the every character in the game.

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and kill bugsbunny by setting him on fire.

VRaptorX

Of course you have to be playing Aliens in the DVD player while playing this so you can....

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jump into your TV and join the aliens.

Sanity-impaired

but make sure once you're in the TV to rewire the wires, DON'T CONNECT THE RED AND BLUE WIRES

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if you do, you will surely die from being baried by too many flapjacks.

VRaptorX

now when Hudson says "game over man" Say it with him.

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then pull out a malet and hit jack bower with it.

VRaptorX

that will open a door where

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you will go inside and eat chips with a man named bobert

VRaptorX

now hit reset 13 times

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then yell george bush is a moron

VRaptorX

which will prompt a 6 star wanted rating in GTA4

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and make a random shakespeare quote.

VRaptorX

now you have completly confused VRap

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then say sorry to vrap

VRaptorX

Then VRap will forgive you and send you on a quest in World of Warcraft

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then jiggly will give you a cliff to climb on

VRaptorX

Halfway up, a pterydactyl will say "thank god. I thought everyone else on the forum left me."

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you will then say "yeah, i get that a lot." then sigh and finally make funny noises. Laughing

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and then use various dark Force powers upon zillions of Jedi, Sith, and poor hapless stormtroopers, crushing, throwing, and zapping them to death while at the same time, you (somehow) explode a Star Destroyer in orbit while a doppleganger of you runs around pwning the living sh!7 out of the New Republic...

All the while you are drinking milk. Milk that is blue coloured.

And then these guys rush in...

VRaptorX

Akbar will yell "it's a trap!"

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then you can climb up a rope with shadi to go to the labrenth, thing.