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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject:
VRaptorX wrote:
Maybe they think you are easy. LOL
Yeah, I'm sure they are oh so inclined to think that I'm easy, given the giant coat that I wear and the modest clothing I don. Not to mention the, say, fifteen times a day I declare that I'm not interested in ANYONE for ANY reason.
Yeah. That totally makes sense, VRap. Totally.
As for the rest of you, my face has nothing to do with this. As far as sexual attraction goes, it's much more logical to have a gander at the body than at the face, and my body does not have the greatest potential out there. Lots of boniness, and pointy corners. Not ideal for cushy sexual experiences.
Lastly, you forget, my dear jiggly, that everyone who sees you is inclined to call you a "mini-Lys". You resemble me in many ways, including my so-called facial charms, so I wouldn't be so quick to call yourself ugly. You are a stunning young lady, and one day you will be fighting off the attentions of young men your neighborhood over, just like your overly frustrated sister. _________________
Oh, and the best way to get unwanted attention is to get married. Then all the guys that have had secret crushes on you for years and years suddenly get all courageous and come tell you about it. When if they had told you about it years before you might actually have given them a chance. Now it's just extremely offensive, especially since me and my husband have such a good relationship. If I was complaining, then yeah, but just about every phrase out of my mouth is how good my husband is....suddenly the guys feel obliged to tell me how in love with me they are.
The other way is to be a teacher. I've had so many students with blatant crushes on me, it's ridiculous. One tiny little bit of power over one single grade in their college career...and suddenly I'm irresistible. Hell, if only guys in high school had been this brave I might have dated more. _________________ It's just four more miles. Everybody smile!
Holy crap! You're only 5 years older than me? I wouldn't have guessed that.
So what? Are you saying I look old? Are you saying you think I should be older than 5 years more than you? Thanks a lot kiddo. Whipper-snapper. Rugrat. Ankle-biter.
_________________ It's just four more miles. Everybody smile!
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